1. Hand Job
Hand Job Nails & Spa doesn’t offer what you could primarily think. It is spa nails and skin care salon located in Castro neighborhood in San Francisco. They do offer massage among others, but that’s not the massage that the name suggests. It’s just a good trick that attracts customers.
2. Beaver Bath Car Wash
Beaver Bath Car Wash is a car washing and polishing company from Beaver, West Virginia. The owner decided to use the town’s name in really cool and humorous manner and now this catchy brand name makes annual revenue of about 500 000 dollars. Believe it or not, only four employees make this money from the Beaver Bath.
3. Mama Zuma’s Revenge
Route 11 Potato Chips from Middletown, Virginia, created this brand. However, they have no intentions to revenge someone. They just make good chips that their customers love. It’s not clear how the product is related with any revenge and it’s also mysterious what the revenge that customers expect is, but they keep buying it.
4. 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
This time it’s not hard to guess why the owner chose that weird name. Whoever read the sign of this restaurant and pub in Santa Cruz, California, would love to take a look inside. You will see 99 bottles against the wall and you will find a lot of different kind of beers. Maybe the place is cool, maybe not, but the strange name definitely deserves to be on list like this.
5. Pizza Orgasmica & Brewing Co.
Oh, how far will business owners go just to make their company visible? However, if you go to San Francisco you won’t find a pizza that makes you have an orgasm, but the owner say the taste is something like that. The logo of the company is also remarkable: Adam gives Eve a pizza. The specialties attract attention as well: The Orgy, Endless Summer, Doggie Style, Kama Sutra and Farmer’s Daughter are just few of them.
6. Escape From New York Pizza
Pizza restaurants owners from San Francisco seem to be very creative when it comes to choosing names for their companies. This one decided to rubbish off the taste of the pizza from the great city on the other coast and give his customers a taste that is much better than, according to him, bad New York pizza. Local patriots would appreciate it a lot.
7. Every Dog Has Its Daycare
Yes, now every dog has its daycare. There are a lot of dogs who could have better life than a lot of people, so, this kind of business blossoms recently. This company from Emeryville, California, chose a simple name that describes best their services, but a sentence with noun and verb is weird, however.
8. Leaven and Earth
Leaven and Earth is a sandwich track in Sacramento, California. There’s not much to say about the name, it’s meaningless. How leaven and the Earth are related with sandwiches remains mystery, but the weird name makes it notable indeed.
9. Many Happy Returns, Inc.
On the web site of this tax preparation company it says: “When you have a business card from Many Happy Returns you can be sure that all of your personal and small business accounting, bookkeeping, payroll and income tax needs are in good hands.” Now dare not to return next time, especially if they manage to make you pay less taxes. The name is very suggestive, really.
10. Boxwell Brothers Funeral Directors
Boxwell Brothers from Texas are very creative men. And maybe weird a little bit. Funeral business seems to be weird enough, but they wanted more. All you need to do is to die, and they do the rest. They will direct your whole funeral according to the screenplay made before. With these guys, you will be glad to die.